Nickname: Big P, Cokey
Career Stats: .300 AVG, .370 OBP, .480 SLG, 215 HR, 898 RBI, 730 R, 1618 H, 267 2B, 97 SB
DYK: 5 time All-Star. Won the Silver Slugger in ’82. World Series MVP in ’81. He was arrested in 1999 for trying to buy 33 pounds of cocaine. He was later acquitted however, because with an IQ of 70 it was decided that he was too dumb to arrange something that complicated. Apparently he’s so dumb, according to his lawyer, that he’s unable to write a check or make his bed. Also apparently liked to do drugs with OJ’s girlfriend.
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